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People is funny:
"Little Shop of Whores," huffed one woman standing outside the new Victoria's Secret in Tysons Corner Center. "Slut wear," declared the father of a teenage girl, looking at a feathery-thong-clad mannequin bent over as if she were adjusting her spike heels.
"My 13-year-old daughter is going to come here and shop for a bra?" said Mary Lynne Carraway, 40, of McLean. "Come on. I'm appalled. That's like sending her to a street with a strip joint. Is this the kind of message we want to send to our children, that this is what they should look like?"
Um, what else exactly ought people look like when they're in underwear than, y'know, people in underwear?

Also - "a street with a strip joint"? Goodness, I may get the vapors, here.

Come now, Mr. KD. Surely even you agree that Victoria's Secret mannequin's are dressed like hoochies. I mean, yes, at the beginning of the naked parts of the dating our underwear may look like that, but give us 6 months, and it's beige cotton all the way. Except on Sundays. Lord's day, and all.
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