Outsourcing doesn't always work
Oh, I will.
You [i.e. I] say: I am appraising some water-damaged items in my home. How much would a new pair of Nordstrom shoe trees cost? (To fit men's size 10.5, if it matters.)
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Cassandra has arrived to help you!
Cassandra: Hello Mike and Welcome to Nordstrom.com!
You say: Hi. I could not find shoe trees listed anywhere. But since you have them at actual stores, they must be online, right?
Cassandra: Let me check. We don't always carry the same items.
Cassandra: Just one moment please.
You say: Thanks
Cassandra: The name of the men's shoe is Tree?
You say: no, shoe trees.
You say: they are made of wood
You say: you put them inside your shoes
You say: to keep their shape and to absorb moisture
Cassandra: I understand now. Just one moment.
Cassandra: Thank you for waiting. We do not carry it. I can offer you a phone number to your nearest store for a price check.
You say: Okay thanks
Cassandra: What is your zip code?
You say: 22303
Cassandra: Thank you. Just one moment Mike.
Cassandra: I have a store in Arlington Virginia. Will that be okay?
You say: sure
Cassandra: The number is (703) 415-1121.
You say: thanks for your help
Cassandra: You're so welcome Mike! Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
You say: that's it
Cassandra: Thank you for visiting Nordstrom.com. Have a great day!