9.4.04
Crazy Asshole Friday!
Apparently Jeff Skilling (y'know, the muthaf***er former Enron CEO) is feeling the pressure of a possible impending prison sentence (hahahaha just kidding), or maybe he's just friggin' nuts. This is really, really funny actually.
The money graf, of course, is the final one - why is that always true of AP stories, that what they deem the least important is actually the most? yeah, liberal media, man:
Skilling is accused of participating in widespread schemes to mislead government
regulators and investors about the company's earnings. He has pleaded innocent to all 35
federal counts against him, and posted his $5 million bond with a cashier's check.
The money graf, of course, is the final one - why is that always true of AP stories, that what they deem the least important is actually the most? yeah, liberal media, man:
Skilling is accused of participating in widespread schemes to mislead government
regulators and investors about the company's earnings. He has pleaded innocent to all 35
federal counts against him, and posted his $5 million bond with a cashier's check.
perma-linky posted by jkd : 15:59
